Codin' Dirty

Yeah... hybrid dev in the building Claude on deck, terminal open They watching my commits like I owe em something Man, let em watch Pull up to the keyboard, dark mode on sight Got Claude in the co-pilot, shipping code all night Senior devs heated saying that ain't right But my PRs merging clean and my deploys are tight Python in the morning, Swift before noon Asking Claude for functions, iterating soon Zero feedback loop, I'm moving like a cartoon While you hand-writing logic, I already launched in June Know the architecture, know the data flow Know when the model's wrong and which way not to go I'm not copy-pasting blind with my eyes closed I'm the conductor homie, Claude's just playing the notes They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty Real devs peepin, fingers pointin, getting wordy But my app's in the store and yours is still in your head They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty Riding with the AI, yeah I know that burns you But the product ships on Friday, I don't owe you nothin' Ten years of Stack Overflow, copy-paste religion Now suddenly AI's the unforgivable sin You Googled that solution, I just asked it smarter Same destination homie, I just git there faster They say real devs write it all by hand Cool, I'll be in production while you make your stand I know enough to know what the code should do I know enough to fix it when it's broken too It ain't vibe coding if you know the vibe If you know the diff between a loop and a pipe If you read the output, catch the hallucinated lie Then you ain't cheating homie, you're just moving at the speed of light They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty Real devs peepin, fingers pointin, getting wordy But my app's in the store and yours is still in your head Look... I'm not a 10 x developer I'm not trying to be I'm a problem solver with a deadline and a vision And I found a tool that moves at the speed of my thinking You call that dirty Man I call that living And the market don't care about your feelings They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty They tryna catch me codin dirty, codin dirty Riding with Claude til the servers go dark Hybrid dev life, we've been dirty from the start